Thanks for cheering me up, Batman.
Maleah: Well I started about 5 hours ago... I probably shouldn't have. My poor leg. D:
Me: We may have to amputate.
Maleah: Yes we may. Grab my machete. I shall do it myself!
Me: :o Now THAT is manly.
Maleah: Well someone's got to do it. :D Plus how many times in your life do you get ta hack off your own limb? Exactly!
Me: You have a point. I'll get the machete and video camera.
Maleah: Awesome. We may want some bleach and you will want some eye protection. I imagine the blood will splatter everywhere.
Me: Eye protection? What do you take me for, some sissy little girl?
Maleah: Ah, well then at least grab a pair for me. I'm not a big fan of blood in the eyes.
Me: *Sigh* fiiiiine. Pansy.
Maleah: Maybe you're right. Eyewear would make it seem as though I wasn't fully enjoying this great surgery. Forget the eyewear and bring handcuffs instead. I shall hack it off while handcuffed to a moving trolley. Yes!
Me: This is going to be the next internet fad.
