July 2010
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June 2010
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“My MASS times my VELOCITY equals your ASS hitting the FLOOR!”
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Oh, and on top of everything else I have going for me… I’VE GOT EASY CHEESE, MO’ FUCKAS!!
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Each day, my quality of life seems to increase exponentially, despite those who would see me crash and burn. Awww yeahhh… Suck it, you bitter little fuckers, I’m going places and there’s not a thing you could say that could possibly bring me down now.
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Really.
What the hell was I thinking.
I have never felt more wanted, never felt more loved.
May 2010
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I have a feeling that this is going to be a fantastic summer. Thump. Thump.
Me: She wants a moose as a pet and she just finished creating a duct-tape wallet.
Maleah: Wow. If I may say sooo... SCORE!
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Present Day
Turquoise eyes with sleep-smudges beneath And staring me down, what do you see? You’re gone, but I’m smiling beneath a halo of smoke, sun and song A silver-tongued angel with a smile like a star If you touch my skin, could you feel the rush of heat? Beneath the ribs, a heart; Broken, beaten and restored Beating for love and life and luck and laughter; Pumping blood and God and...
I just had an 8 1/2 hour conversation.
Aaaaaaaand it was pretty damn great.
New Super Mario Bros. DS
Gardiner: dude
Gardiner: fuck this game
Me: haha why?
Gardiner: it's so god damned simple
Me: oh
Gardiner: okay
Gardiner: so this is what happens
Gardiner: you're breezing through a level
Gardiner: you've got the perfect momentum going
Gardiner: then the fucking game makers throw an UNAVOIDABLE goomba or koopa RIGHT in your path. It takes you down to being a tiny motherfucker
Gardiner: AND THEN YOU FALL IN THE FUCKING LAVA
Me i lol'd... so hard
Thanks for cheering me up, Batman.
Maleah: Well I started about 5 hours ago... I probably shouldn't have. My poor leg. D:
Me: We may have to amputate.
Maleah: Yes we may. Grab my machete. I shall do it myself!
Me: :o Now THAT is manly.
Maleah: Well someone's got to do it. :D Plus how many times in your life do you get ta hack off your own limb? Exactly!
Me: You have a point. I'll get the machete and video camera.
Maleah: Awesome. We may want some bleach and you will want some eye protection. I imagine the blood will splatter everywhere.
Me: Eye protection? What do you take me for, some sissy little girl?
Maleah: Ah, well then at least grab a pair for me. I'm not a big fan of blood in the eyes.
Me: *Sigh* fiiiiine. Pansy.
Maleah: Maybe you're right. Eyewear would make it seem as though I wasn't fully enjoying this great surgery. Forget the eyewear and bring handcuffs instead. I shall hack it off while handcuffed to a moving trolley. Yes!
Me: This is going to be the next internet fad.
(i hope he was worth it).
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Oh hey look guys, I'm single.
A’int dat ‘bout a bitch.
“My one rule is: “If you’re gonna fuck around with someone...”
– Gardiner Moody
Allie: No one appreciates my super powers. :(
Me: Wut powahs?
Allie: Sleeping, eating a slushie like a boss and I can always tell when fruit is good to eat.
Me: I'm... amazed.
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Day 04 - A song that makes you sad
I hate me so much sometimes.
This is so fucking hard. It’s killing me. I don’t know that I can do it.
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A One-Sided Conversation
Don’t. Wait. Hold on. Don’t cry. It’s okay. Really. I know. Shh. I know you do. Maybe soon. There you go. No, you aren’t. Really. I mean it. He’d be a moron, otherwise. Really. I promise. Don’t cry. It’s okay. I know. Shh. What can I do? There you go. Wait, I- No, I can’t, I- Don’t cry, It’s okay. I… fine. I just… what? ...
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Part Zero
Your eyes scream obscenities at me. What did I ever do to you? What did- Shut up, boy. Shut UP, boy. Your smoke lays heavily in the air, But it’s not nearly as thick as your malice. Do I really deserve this? Do I really- Shut up, boy. I said shut UP, boy. I… I’m dirty And I’m dingy I disgust me And a mat in the corner of a room used for everything is all mine You...
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Part Two
— And I’ll tear out another heart And I’ll break another And smash another And— Wait. St. St. Stop. Thump thump thump thump. Forgive me for staring. Thump thump thump thump. I… Um. What’s happening? Why can’t I move? Why can’t I breathe? Darkened eyes with amber streaks, What have you done to me? I’m lost to a sparkling smile with dimpled...
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Part One
Turquoise irises with sleep-smudges beneath You’d never believe if you peered through the cracks in my face A silver-tongued angel with a smile like a star If you touch my skin, I wonder, could you feel the layer of ice beneath? Would I rob you of your warmth? Baby, you know you’d love it. Perpetual, a silent scream escapes me A thick black sludge, sin, squeezes between my teeth...
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Day 02 - Your least favorite song Seriously,...
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Day 01 - Your favorite song
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IT SHALL BE DONE.
Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - Your least favorite song
Day 03 - A song that makes you happy
Day 04 - A song that makes you sad
Day 05 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 06 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 07 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 08 - A song that you know all the words to
Day 09 - A song that you can dance to
Day 10 - A song that makes...
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The perfect coffee. The perfect cigarette. The perfect album. The perfect girl. Life is good.
So scared. Still can’t sleep. Anyone want to hook me up with some Xanax or something? It’s becoming necessary.
